On the Berm

My Ex he makes me think sideways!
She tells ya now-its true!
(What? Don't want to know?
Well that's just rude of you.)

It's fortunate for us everyone
The roadside courts aren't here yet.
Hey, green venoms getting so thick
Might as well become a snake vet!

Life on the road is one thing,
But thinking there quite another,
Loudmouth vengers should hush, hush, hush-
Or move back in with their mothers.

Saturday is meatloaf day,
At the lowlife bar & grill.
The seats are hard, the floor is cold,
But the  help keep their tongues still.