Thursday, March 12, 2009

Grocery Store Credo

Beware the manager and cashier
Both afflicted with poison ivy.

Never cluck behind the two-way mirror
While old ladies ladle whole fryers.

If it won't fit on the shelf,
Pluck it and put it on the shelf anyways.

Community pools are great in the summer,
Yet you still can't tray-pack a dragon.

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