Passed out in the bathroom.
Romanced at Regis.
Cried in the parking lot.
Tattooed in Clinton.
Danced to “The Electric Slide.”
Saw Miley Cyrus at Turkey Creek.
Moved to Benton.
Ran a stop light on Kingston Pike.
Liked the Old City a lot better.
Bought a used VW Beetle.
Remembered the boy on the beach.
Found dead in the Kroger-on-Broadway parking lot.