Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Mai Tai Kat

A car is hanging off the steel bridge,
Call Mai Tai Kat!

(No one is certain of her origin)

A baby is lost in the library,
Call Mai Tai Kat!

(She is good, good, good)

Thirteen Spanish students are rioting,
Call Mai Tai Kat!

(She is Bi(lingual))

Someone is burning popcorn in the breakroom,
Call Mai Tai Kat!

(She knows about heat)

There's a viscor leak at Denso,
Call Mai Tai Kat!

(She looks part Oriental)

Idiot English student can't shut up,
Call Mai Tai Kat!

(She can close that mouth)

Mai Tai Kat,
Mai Tai Kat,
Pour me another,
Mai Tai Kat.