“Seven Heaven”

Get your update,

Secure your star mate,
Don’t be an ingrate.
We failed to compensate.

Nude on the moon, or

The Swingin` Mid-Way Drive-In
Look Ralph, me hammer car,
No spirit of radio to carry far.

Whoo Hoo we got bit

By mediocre Gators
Lost in translation
Lurid stand Dayton!

Help there is a bear in my pants!

Oh wait, that is a high-school game.
Go Vols, Go Vols, Go Vols,
Manhandled by third rate geckos.

TV Dinners offer promise,

No Georgia lawyer can surpass.
Hit me, hit me, hit me,
Score the Orange mass!