Friday, September 7, 2012

“Texas Wind Honey Boo Boo”

It gets into your personal space
Fast as an Armadillo on meth.

It was wrong for that business student
To suggest calling Erzchas “Mike”

The waves lap your lap and fish
Fly high overhead, Apache arrow imposters.

When did we replace cutting edge
With arrogant small-mindedness?

Yippee kai yay the honeywagon’s here!
Mmmmm, lego sandwich, my favorite!

People in suits look ridiculous
Wearing backpacks with blank stares.

Honey Boo Boo threw a rattlesnake
On the bad man from Salt Lake.

Motorcycle riders never understand
The merits of dry pants and socks.

Blow south wind, blow me away!
Beach fishing & wishing Raymond Burr wasn’t gay.

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