It gets into your personal spaceFast as an Armadillo on meth.
It was wrong for that business studentTo suggest calling Erzchas “Mike”
The waves lap your lap and fishFly high overhead, Apache arrow imposters.
When did we replace cutting edgeWith arrogant small-mindedness?
Yippee kai yay the honeywagon’s here!Mmmmm, lego sandwich, my favorite!
People in suits look ridiculousWearing backpacks with blank stares.
Honey Boo Boo threw a rattlesnakeOn the bad man from
Motorcycle riders never understandThe merits of dry pants and socks.
Blow south wind, blow me away!Beach fishing & wishing Raymond Burr wasn’t gay.