If you feel that modern art is dead,
Go visit the Tate Museum.
If you feel essential music is dead,
See Garbage in a converted Church.
If you feel modern literature is dead,
Get to know Stu Redman and Nick Andros.
If you feel that movies have lost their edge,
Watch Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight.
If you feel anything at all but real hunger,
Be thankful you aren't in Africa's death hug.
If you feel lonely, you are still alive,
Enjoy beating Captain Trip's time bell 4 another year.