“Fat Man, Horse, and Bus”

Power bars for everyone! Yeah there’s some fake chocolate camaraderie!
Ooga Chaka, Ooga Ooga,
Ooga Chaka, Ooga Ooga.

Yes, we are a close knit team,

Like Germans and Russians,
Norge and Swedes,
Alabamadites and Tennesseans.

With six you get eggroll,

But what about Sony?
We’ll get back to you on that at
The next employee meeting.

One year and much hair later,

The FM dials Outlaw,
Horse pasture filly refuses to leave,
Bus’s’s’s’s’s  mare is a real nag. Woof!

And…
Jonah Hatchet brings
Power bars for
Everyone still not weaned.