Thursday, August 2, 2012

“Fifty Shades of Earl Grey”

(inevitable topic turn at baby showers and jewelry shows)

Momma fat-

Peter Panda once spanked Julia Child.
Four by four, literally---ages 1, 4, 9, and 12.
Blasphemed by the pouting of milk!
Overtly afraid of anthrax, while
Posing for the benefit of Mr. Kite.

Secret santa-

Bonjour les jeaune filles!
Parlez-vous Best Dressed Spaniards & Mexicans?
No arrows through the head, please!
Excalibur, thy name is Marvin, now smite Thee the dragon.
(Riders ride, creepers creep)

Firebrands-

Ode to Billie Joe and its unisex name.
“Fire is the Devil’s only friend” – Don McLean
Nearly beat to death by Vietnamese yet
PresElection defeated mark of McCain.
Tribal stamped & tramp led fame.

Uvula/submarine-

i smell yellow, taste pink, hear green, see red, and feel blue.
Cubans declare Castro in heaven the night He expires, and you?
Where will i surface if i don’t smother?
(her mental vacuity precluded any Contract-Comprehension,
Only the dismal, metered, slapping of another jug as it filled)

Kinetica-

Prick Your foil Picardo Piccolo , then
Rent Your dandy gown and frown-
Your contractee is haute couture drunk, her
Mountebank’s hawking the snail trails, knowing
Badness enjoys badness and getting punished.

(chamomile’s muffled whimpers permeate the stark darkness)

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