Peter Panda once spanked Julia Child.
Four by four, literally---ages 1, 4, 9, and 12.
Blasphemed by the pouting of milk!
Overtly afraid of anthrax, while
Posing for the benefit of Mr. Kite.
Bonjour les jeaune filles!
Parlez-vous Best Dressed Spaniards & Mexicans?
No arrows through the head, please!
Excalibur, thy name is Marvin, now smite Thee the dragon.
(Riders ride, creepers creep)
Ode to Billie Joe and its unisex name.
“Fire is the Devil’s only friend” – Don McLean
Nearly beat to death by Vietnamese yet
PresElection defeated mark of McCain.
Tribal stamped & tramp led fame.
i smell yellow, taste pink, hear green, see red, and feel blue.
Cubans declare Castro in heaven the night He expires, and you?
Where will i surface if i don’t smother?
(her mental vacuity precluded any Contract-Comprehension,
Only the dismal, metered, slapping of another jug as it filled)
Prick Your foil Picardo Piccolo , then
Rent Your dandy gown and frown-
Your contractee is haute couture drunk, her
Mountebank’s hawking the snail trails, knowing
Badness enjoys badness and getting punished.
(chamomile’s muffled whimpers permeate the stark darkness)